Did Somebody Lose Their Dick?

I have seen many things during my walks through Philadelphia. Mostly, I've seen trash. Beer cans. Plastic grocery bags. Thousands of cigarette butts. Chicken wing bones. Soda bottles. Dead pigeons. A lot of stuff. A vast majority of the people who live in Philadelphia use the streets as their very own personal trash can.

However, on my walk home from work today, I saw this on the sidewalk:

That's right. A big green vibrator. What was going through the mind of the person who bought a green dildo? "Hmmm....I think I'd like to fantasize about getting boned by the Grinch!"

I just don't know what else to say, except someone is going to be VERY lonely tonight.....