Check Out The Size of My....

...front-yard tree! Wait...what did you think I was going to say? OMG! You pervert.....

This tree was planted by my dad and his brothers and sisters...my aunts and uncles...when they were teenagers. So right around the time that mankind was making the switch to paper from stone tablets. hahaha! I kill me.

Actually, I guess it might've been closer to the early 1960s. They dug the tree up from the bank of the Penobscot River right across the street from the house they were living in, which I now own. Look at how huge it is!

And comparatively, that's one small house right below it. **gulp**