I'm Mesmerized

Living in Eastern Maine allows me to watch CBMT, a Candian television channel out of Montreal. Just like American TV, they have weekly dramas, comedies (Little Mosque on the Prairie), local and national news, NHL, and something that mesmerizes me everytime I channel-surf by it....curling. Yes, curling. I'm probably retarded, but if I find curling, I'm glued until the broadcast is over. Totally transtupified. I don't even understand the damn sport, but I watch it. And I know the thing they throw is called a 'rock'.

So, there you have it. Curling.

Don't get me started on candlepin bowling...