Sunday, October 22, 2006

Worst Joke Ever…….?


Q: What do Christmas and a cat on the beach have in common?

A: Sandy Claws.

Do you know one that’s worse?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ayup! And, its from Maine (I think). I vaguely remember it, maybe, from a "Bert and I" recording? Part of one of their "can't get they-ah from he-yah" routines, maybe. Plenty bad, and its been years, but the memory remains:

Maine guy giving directions to a visiting New Yorker: You drive up this road 'bout a mile 'til you come to a round bahn.

New Yorker: A round barn?

Maine Guy: Ayup. That's where the cat went crazy.

New Yorker: ???

Maine Guy: Yup. Couldn't find a cornah to shit in.

(Sorry, I'm terrible at accents.)

9:52 PM  

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