Monday Morning Chuckle...another PM Edition

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"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy.  Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy.  She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now."

Pausing for a few seconds, Daddy says, "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.  Put the phone down on the table and run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay, Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later, the little girl gets back on the phone saying "I did it, Daddy."

"And what happened, honey?"

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.  The she tripped over the rug and hit her head on the dresser.  Now she isn't moving at all."

"Oh my god!  What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too.  He was all scared and jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.  But I guess he didn't know that you took all of the water out last week to clean it.  He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

Long pause.

Longer Pause.

Even longer pause.

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?  Is this 555-733-5345?"

"No, I think you have the wrong number."