Monday Morning Chuckle

...delivered in the afternoon

A guy comes home from work and gives his wife the largest, most beautiful bouquet of flowers she has ever seen. Thinking this to out of character, she says, "Oh, I suppose know I'll have to be flat on my back with my legs in the air for the next five days?" To which the surprised husband says, "Why? Don't you have a vase?"

**wait for it......wait for it..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA**